And, no, I didn't buy one...

I was at Del Taco today and read the following sign to my amazement and dismay:

Now Available
Bottled Water

Can you imagine? I was agog!

Here we are, practically up to our necks in empty bottled water bottles, bottles which will take generations upon generations to even consider decomposing, and the fine people at Del Taco just stumbled on the idea??

I can just see them all in a meeting one day, all of them drinking from their toxic bottles of pure, pure tap water until one of them says, “Excuse me, but do we sell this in our restaurants?”

And another replies, “Oh, shit.”