Thursday, February 07, 2008

So, from now on, I’ll be writing letters…

The last thing a man who is trying to knock up his wife wants to hear about is bad sperm quality!

But there it was, an article about how men who use their cell phone a lot get fucked up spunk!

… I wonder if these guys carried their phones in their pants pockets…

Anyway, I think I’ll be cutting back on my cell phone use, just in case. If you need to reach me, there’s always email – there’s the US Postal Service – you could drive on over – send a wire – learn the fine art of semaphores – train carrier pigeons – send up smoke signals…

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