Did you see the story about how Santas are no longer allowed to say "Ho Ho Ho"?...

(Don't believe me?)

So, from now on, Santa should only say:

Slut! Slut! Slut!
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
or
Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

... I swear, I'll do anything to, um, swear...