For those who enjoyed Cinnamon Cluster Fuck, I bring you the following love...)
A few weeks ago, Vicky and I picked up a big box of Kashi Mountain Medley granola cereal from Costco. I like granola and I like to eat healthy so I figured this would be great.
It’s not great. In fact, it’s like eating mud.
… milky mud…
So, I can’t say I’m a fan.
But I have most of a whole box remaining and I can’t justify throwing it out. Would you throw out nearly an entire box of cereal? I can’t do it! Which, of course, means that I’ll be stuck eating it for the next few weeks! CRAP!
And that’s not the worst part, by the way.
The worst part is that I forgot to bring my lunch with me to work today and, this morning, I was only able to choke down a couple spoonfuls of milky mud cereal. It’s nearly 10am. I’m starving. I don’t have lunch. I won’t eat for another nine hours or so. And the last thing I had was milky mud cereal.
Today officially sucks.
UPDATE: Vicky is thankfully not held to the same rules as I and I have been assured that she plans to t'row dat shit out!