Saw this on a bumper sticker today... seriously... "Raising G-Rated Kids in an X-Rated World".
Now, my first response was obvious indignation. We don't live in an X-Rated World! At best (or worst), it's R-Rated. Normally, it's more like PG-13 Rated. How much graphic violence do you see at work, with blood and guts, huh? See, that would make it R-Rated. And to be X-Rated...
Which is what took me to a different place... a happier place... I mean, what an interesting world it would be if it WERE X-Rated! Meetings at work would fly by! Everyone would take mass transit. (Think about it.) It would be very difficult to have war or commit murder - WE WOULD ALL GET ALONG!
... Pizza delivery boys would make a lot more money, too...
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