Things have been getting a tad serious around here and I thought it might be time to take a little break from the seriousness... seriousity... seriou-atiousness... ity...
So, anyway, I found this website that shows a bunch of goofy laws. Not only does this provide interesting relief for those who think we in the states are so much better than others, keep in mind that for something to be passed as a law, there usually has to be a problem.
For instance, if Shwartzenfucker passed a law today that each family has to own a copy of Red Dawn, it's probably because nobody wants it... and with good reason.
Keep that in mind when you see the following...
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.