Monday, January 12, 2009

The difference between life and death is a tenth of a mile...

This morning, I hit the gym and started with my warmup jog.

Recently, I've been doing 4.0 miles per hour. This morning, I decided - "What the heck!" - to increase my speed to 4.1 miles per hour.

Listen, I'll admit it. I'm a fat, greasy, middle-aged man. I know four miles an hour isn't fast. I'm just happy my lard-laden form can manage it!

But when I upped it to 4.1... I thought I was going to die!!

Damn, I'm a wimp.

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