Thursday, March 29, 2007

And let’s not get started on the name…

Dear Nabisco, c/o Kraft Foods Global, Inc.,

I recently saw this after eating a bag of Cheese Nips:

When writing to us, please enclose the entire package with printed code, or call 1-800-NABISCO, Weekdays.

How dare you not hire me as a writer!

How mother fucking dare you!

Do you even read your shit? I mean, really, do you?! Because you’re giving me the option, when I write, to either enclose the package or call! You certainly aren’t, however much this might be your intention, suggesting that I can either write or call. I’m sorry, that is not what your written message means!

This one was free. Next time, I send a bill.

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