Wednesday, April 16, 2008

"Crotch Itch, the Movie"... the movie...

Apparently, there's a movie coming out called "Blindness", wherein 90% of humanity goes blind.

... which apparently really fucks with Julianne Moore...

... why isn't clear. I'm probably not seeing something. WAIT!

Seriously, if they want someone to just phone it in, I'd be happy to. Honestly. You want Lowest Common Denominator...? And this isn't even Lowest Common Denominator! I mean, what person says to himself, "I want to watch a bunch of blind people!"

... but I guess it helps explain why I'm not published, huh?

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