Sunday, February 22, 2009

Just wondering…

I just noticed that our “bathroom tissue” (call it what you will) is embossed.

Embossed: (adj.) adorned, decorated.

And I’m wondering, when did this become a selling point?

“Honey, our toilet paper has chunks of wood and I’m getting what I think are splinters… and perhaps rust… in fact, this isn’t wood, it’s iron spikes I’m shoving up my ass. Are you aware of this?”

“Sure… but it’s embossed.”

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