I just noticed that our “bathroom tissue” (call it what you will) is embossed.
Embossed: (adj.) adorned, decorated.
And I’m wondering, when did this become a selling point?
“Honey, our toilet paper has chunks of wood and I’m getting what I think are splinters… and perhaps rust… in fact, this isn’t wood, it’s iron spikes I’m shoving up my ass. Are you aware of this?”
“Sure… but it’s embossed.”
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