G'morning folks. I'm just about to head off to the gym - don't you envy me?!
Anyway, I just remembered something from yesterday and it was so strange, I thought I'd tell you.
I was on the treadmill. Benny Hinn (televangelist extraordinaire) was on the TV in front of me and Frankie Goes To Hollywood was singing RELAX on the radio that was being broadcast!
It was a lot like having your eyes pulled out and your ears lovingly fucked (as if such a thing is possible)... while thinking, "Am I almost done with this treadmill?"