Today, Yahoo is featuring an article on the five biggest job
interview mistakes but I’m sure they’re leaving a few important ones out. Here,
then, is my list of the
FIVE WORST JOB INTERVIEW MISTAKES
5. Laying on your resume. (I mean literally laying down on
top of your resume.)
4. The words, “You won’t regret hiring me for this fucking
job, cum-sucker!”
3. Slitting anyone’s throat during the interview.
2. Offering to bribe the person interviewing you with “quality
crack.”
And
1. Three words: Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Oh, I’m sure there are more… these are just a few.
Happy Interviewing!
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