Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Five REALLY BIGGEST Job Interview Mistakes…


 
Today, Yahoo is featuring an article on the five biggest job interview mistakes but I’m sure they’re leaving a few important ones out. Here, then, is my list of the

 

FIVE WORST JOB INTERVIEW MISTAKES

5. Laying on your resume. (I mean literally laying down on top of your resume.)

4. The words, “You won’t regret hiring me for this fucking job, cum-sucker!”

3. Slitting anyone’s throat during the interview.

2. Offering to bribe the person interviewing you with “quality crack.”

And

1. Three words: Spontaneous Human Combustion.

 

Oh, I’m sure there are more… these are just a few.

Happy Interviewing!

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