Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Zombie Menace…

Don’t let yourself fall for Zombie Propaganda!

Are you finding linguistics difficult?
Is the act of walking causing some concern?
Do you experience a compulsive need to devour human flesh?
Does your skin rotting from your flesh with the stench of decay come at no surprise?

Then, you may be a Zombie!

Stamp it out before it’s too late! Remember, “Better dead than dead”!

… brought to you by the Council for Holy Shit Ken’s Been Working on This Zombie Book too Hard, Hasn’t He?

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