Don’t let yourself fall for Zombie Propaganda!
Are you finding linguistics difficult?
Is the act of walking causing some concern?
Do you experience a compulsive need to devour human flesh?
Does your skin rotting from your flesh with the stench of decay come at no surprise?
Then, you may be a Zombie!
Stamp it out before it’s too late! Remember, “Better dead than dead”!
… brought to you by the Council for Holy Shit Ken’s Been Working on This Zombie Book too Hard, Hasn’t He?