(This just goes to show I’ve spent too much time at the gym lately…)
From the people who brought you BUNS OF STEEL comes the latest in making your asscheeks as metallic as ever, get ready for
BUNS OF STRONTIUM!
Is it metallic? It’s silvery baby!
Is it hot? Baby, it burns in air to produce strontium oxide!
Is it radioactive? Listen to this: it’s got a half-life of 28.90 years!
And best of all, they’re still a bit squishy, preventing all those unwanted lawsuits and jokes about cracking a walnut!
BUNS OF STRONTIUM – when buns of steel just aren’t enough!