Wyoming came at the end of a very long drive through four
states.
Vicky and I pulled up to the La Quinta Inn with nothing but
contempt for a world that would make us drive all that way – and whose idea was
that, anyway? (I’m taking the fifth!)
I saw some “bikers” trucking in their motorcycles, probably
to Sturgis – the bastards. Listen, I drove a bike for seven years and did not
once truck it anywhere. Motorcycles are for riding and if you’re too old and
your back won’t take it, fucking retire and get a golf cart!
… I’m sorry. Where was I?
Oh, right. Wyoming.
Vicky and I were exhausted by hungry and decided to eat and
the nearest place… oh crap. It was an Applebee’s. But, heck, it was all we had.
We sat down at our table and found out our waitress was about as tired as we
were. We ordered sliders and a couple of salads, and barely ate that.
We barely had enough energy to get back to our hotel room
and ignore the horrible bed. (Seriously. What circus left the trampoline
behind?)
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