Monday, April 06, 2015

The Ultimate Triple-Feature...

Tonight, I sat down and enjoyed what may be the most original triple-feature of films ever conceived by man. It ran as follows:

  1. The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!
  2. Before Sunset
  3. The Human Centipede

Drawn Together – comedy. Before Sunset – drama. The Human Centipede – horror cheese. I really believe you can combine these three to make nearly any film out there.

You’re got the inanity of Drawn Together to kick it off. After a few seasons and subsequent cancellation, the creators decided to put out a final “Fuck You” to wrap up the show. It doesn’t get any weirder and funnier than this.

That is followed by the natural romanticism of Richard Linklater’s Before Sunset. This is my favorite romantic film of all time. You just can’t go wrong.

And you wrap up with one of the dumbest of all possible films: The Human Centipede. The Human Centipede shows just how stupid film characters and writers can be and still get paid.

Each film clocked in at about 90 minutes so it didn’t even take too long! Now to go have some fucking nightmares!

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