I was out driving around this morning and came to the
realization that plenty of fast food restaurants give you a breakfast menu but
none of them – not a single one (that I know of, at least) offers a Breakfast
Shake!
Why is that?
It’s not like they have to resort to something as disgusting
or nutritious as putting eggs or sausage in their shake. They don’t even have
to resort to putting a frittata in your shake.
Listen: I’ve actually had a Cap’n Crunch Shake at a Carl’s
Jr., many moons ago. They have the template. Now, they just need to take it to
its next, logical step. Hell, make me a Franken-Berry Shake or a Boo-Berry
Shake. Make me a Waffle Shake with real waffle bits and syrup. Make me a
Pancake Breakfast Shake with bits of pancake and bacon! It can be done!
It can be done!
It must be done!!!!
… then again, maybe I’m just really in the mood for a shake…
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