So, I was out on the river trail this morning for my morning
jog when I saw something I could have sworn I would only see on TV.
Passing me on the trail, two beach cruiser bicycles came
along my right side.
I could see the two riders very clearly in the cool, morning
sunlight, a fat, bald, white guy and a beautiful woman with grey to white hair.
The man wore beige trousers, a short-sleeved shirt, and a blue/green vest of
some kind. The woman wore a long, white dress and a white hat with a wide brim.
Neither wore helmets. Both looked incredibly out of place and terribly
overdressed to be on the trail.
But then, as they pulled ahead, I realized nobody else was
anywhere nearby. And I could watch them ride off through the dappling shade.
I stopped.
And I said, because this had to be said out loud. “Oh, my
God. I just got passed by a Viagra commercial.”
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