I’m considering packaging all of these together as a book of post-post-post-nursery rhymes, with appropriately inappropriate artwork to go with it…
Three Magical Ice Cubes
Three magical ice cubes were rolling down the road one day
Two of the ice cubes were having lots of fun at play
The smartest of the ice cubes said, “Crap, we’re gonna melt!”
And then the sun killed them – killed them – seared their flesh with agonizing pain until ice cube blood and ice cube entrails (which looks very much like water to you and me) were splattered, evaporating on the ground…
1 comment:
My godness...
Yeah, it's not a history that we show to our children...
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