Prior to the days of The Daily Show, there was a show on HBO called “Not Necessarily the News”. Funny shit.
That’s not what I’m going to talk about today…
I’m getting tired of these fucking “news” articles that aren’t just “not news” but that don’t even have any bearing with our universe!
Take a look at this article from Yahoo, for instance. These bozos wrote a whole article, trying to make it appear as news, about something that never happened and probably won’t happen. It’s about what the possible results of things that could happen!
Sure, and we’d all freak out if Galactus showed up to eat Earth or if King Kong really went to New York only to find the World Trade Center long gone!
The point of the news is to inform us about our world, not to conjecture like a bunch of bored 4th graders during recess, you underdeveloped, pointy-toothed cock suckers.
…. Honestly, I don’t mean to sound bitter but some of us writers know what the fuck we’re doing and we’re out here looking for a job.