The story of Vicky and Ken, married on September 24, 2005. This is their lives, their world, the way they see it.
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Monday, April 06, 2015
The Ultimate Triple-Feature...
Tonight, I sat down and enjoyed what may be the most
original triple-feature of films ever conceived by man. It ran as follows:
- The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!
- Before Sunset
- The Human Centipede
Drawn Together – comedy. Before Sunset – drama. The Human
Centipede – horror cheese. I really believe you can combine these three to make
nearly any film out there.
You’re got the inanity of Drawn Together to kick it off.
After a few seasons and subsequent cancellation, the creators decided to put
out a final “Fuck You” to wrap up the show. It doesn’t get any weirder and funnier
than this.
That is followed by the natural romanticism of Richard
Linklater’s Before Sunset. This is my favorite romantic film of all time. You
just can’t go wrong.
And you wrap up with one of the dumbest of all possible
films: The Human Centipede. The Human Centipede shows just how stupid film
characters and writers can be and still get paid.
Each film clocked in at about 90 minutes so it didn’t even
take too long! Now to go have some fucking nightmares!
Monday, March 30, 2015
Monday, March 23, 2015
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
The Most Amazing Book You've Ever Heard In Your Entire Life...
... is NOW AVAILABLE! You can pick it up today on Audible and iTunes.
But, if I were you, I'd get it for FREE by joining Audible today. It is truly like nothing you've heard before.
Click this link to see more!
Take a journey unlike any you've taken before with Illiturature Books. When has a book ever showed you the view from the top of Mount Everest or accompanied you to the moon or picked up lunch? But you'll find all of that and much more in the first title by Illiturature Books: The Most Amazing Book You've Ever Heard in Your Entire Life...just make sure you're worth it.
Take a trip across our known world and beyond! You'll not only experience the highest point on Mt. Everest (nearly), the depths of a live volcano, and even the surface of the moon; you'll also learn a few secrets along the way. You'll discover why ownership isn't as possible as you've been told, why straight lines never are, and why there aren't as many new masterworks from the Renaissance as there probably should be. Discover the pitfalls of aesthetic judgments while somehow also learning the meaning of truth and beauty. And learn how it's not always the lies we are told that cause us problems. Sometimes it's the truth you don't see right in front of you.
Ken La Salle takes his own brand of twisted humor and the shattered remains of what you once thought of as an audiobook to bring you The Most Amazing Book You’ve Ever Heard in Your Entire Life. Enjoy the view.
But, if I were you, I'd get it for FREE by joining Audible today. It is truly like nothing you've heard before.
Click this link to see more!
Take a journey unlike any you've taken before with Illiturature Books. When has a book ever showed you the view from the top of Mount Everest or accompanied you to the moon or picked up lunch? But you'll find all of that and much more in the first title by Illiturature Books: The Most Amazing Book You've Ever Heard in Your Entire Life...just make sure you're worth it.
Take a trip across our known world and beyond! You'll not only experience the highest point on Mt. Everest (nearly), the depths of a live volcano, and even the surface of the moon; you'll also learn a few secrets along the way. You'll discover why ownership isn't as possible as you've been told, why straight lines never are, and why there aren't as many new masterworks from the Renaissance as there probably should be. Discover the pitfalls of aesthetic judgments while somehow also learning the meaning of truth and beauty. And learn how it's not always the lies we are told that cause us problems. Sometimes it's the truth you don't see right in front of you.
Ken La Salle takes his own brand of twisted humor and the shattered remains of what you once thought of as an audiobook to bring you The Most Amazing Book You’ve Ever Heard in Your Entire Life. Enjoy the view.
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