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Showing posts with label Ranting. Show all posts

Monday, April 06, 2015

The Ultimate Triple-Feature...


Tonight, I sat down and enjoyed what may be the most original triple-feature of films ever conceived by man. It ran as follows:

  1. The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!
  2. Before Sunset
  3. The Human Centipede

Drawn Together – comedy. Before Sunset – drama. The Human Centipede – horror cheese. I really believe you can combine these three to make nearly any film out there.

You’re got the inanity of Drawn Together to kick it off. After a few seasons and subsequent cancellation, the creators decided to put out a final “Fuck You” to wrap up the show. It doesn’t get any weirder and funnier than this.

That is followed by the natural romanticism of Richard Linklater’s Before Sunset. This is my favorite romantic film of all time. You just can’t go wrong.

And you wrap up with one of the dumbest of all possible films: The Human Centipede. The Human Centipede shows just how stupid film characters and writers can be and still get paid.

Each film clocked in at about 90 minutes so it didn’t even take too long! Now to go have some fucking nightmares!

Who killed the Nanny State and why we should want it back on this week’s Monday Morning Show...


Wednesday, March 18, 2015

The Most Amazing Book You've Ever Heard In Your Entire Life...

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Take a journey unlike any you've taken before with Illiturature Books. When has a book ever showed you the view from the top of Mount Everest or accompanied you to the moon or picked up lunch? But you'll find all of that and much more in the first title by Illiturature Books: The Most Amazing Book You've Ever Heard in Your Entire Life...just make sure you're worth it.

Take a trip across our known world and beyond! You'll not only experience the highest point on Mt. Everest (nearly), the depths of a live volcano, and even the surface of the moon; you'll also learn a few secrets along the way. You'll discover why ownership isn't as possible as you've been told, why straight lines never are, and why there aren't as many new masterworks from the Renaissance as there probably should be. Discover the pitfalls of aesthetic judgments while somehow also learning the meaning of truth and beauty. And learn how it's not always the lies we are told that cause us problems. Sometimes it's the truth you don't see right in front of you.

Ken La Salle takes his own brand of twisted humor and the shattered remains of what you once thought of as an audiobook to bring you The Most Amazing Book You’ve Ever Heard in Your Entire Life. Enjoy the view.