So, I was out on the river trail this morning for my morning jog when I saw something I could have sworn I would only see on TV.
Passing me on the trail, two beach cruiser bicycles came along my right side.
I could see the two riders very clearly in the cool, morning sunlight, a fat, bald, white guy and a beautiful woman with grey to white hair. The man wore beige trousers, a short-sleeved shirt, and a blue/green vest of some kind. The woman wore a long, white dress and a white hat with a wide brim. Neither wore helmets. Both looked incredibly out of place and terribly overdressed to be on the trail.
But then, as they pulled ahead, I realized nobody else was anywhere nearby. And I could watch them ride off through the dappling shade.
And I said, because this had to be said out loud. “Oh, my God. I just got passed by a Viagra commercial.”